Surprise Laugh, Surprise Break-Up

Happy Endings, S02E16

I was pretty surprised on Wednesday night.  I was prepared for a story about Penny or Dave with few promises that I would be laughing my ass off.  Things were also looking very good for team Grant-Max, who even had an adorable T-shirt made to celebrate their love:

But the story about Dave haunting their dreams had a very unexpected hilarious moment.  Jane likens the horrible sex dreams to a popular horror character:

Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.

That didn't really do anything for me humor-wise until Dave came into the place looking like this:

OMG.  That was hilarious!  And with Dave's horrible choice in fashion, it makes perfect sense he would suddenly roll up in there in such an outfit.  Brad's girlish scream was the best of all, and he is more or less a man.

So I was satisfied with the story just because of that great moment.  The second thing that surprised me was that Max found out that he wanted kids.  I guess it's not huge surprise since he found out that he liked his niece and nephew more than he thought he would, but still...  I never thought he would take a break with Grant over an issue like that!  Nooooo!  I like them together.  I suppose I can be glad it wasn't because of anything stupid Max did to sabotage their relationship, but I won't like him dating anyone else besides Grant.  I mean, I miss Max flirting with guys and whatnot, but that pales in comparison of him being in a happy couple.  Speaking of Max and this surprising break-up, he had a wonderful line he used to illustrate how one cannot be certain of things in the future:

This morning I didn't want frittatas. Now if you told me I could never have one again, I'd kill you in cold bold. Assassin style.

Max has wonderful lines about food.  Anyone who can say something like "Oo! Floor bacon!" has a special place in my heart.  I wouldn't eat something like that, but I love that a little dirt doesn't deter him.

I won't even get into the cleansing thing going on with Penny and Alex, as that story was pretty boring except for the food flying everywhere in Penny's room.  Anytime Alex is going off in one of her obsessions, my eyes start to wander.

Not sure what I'll be expecting for next week, but hopefully there will be more Max now that he's done being lovey-dovey.  Maybe seeing that, I will get over my disappointment about Grant and Max (4eva!!).