Nick, The Boyfriend With No Rewards

New Girl, S02E02

Jess needed help maintaining her sex-only relationship with Sam, so Schmidt suggest the guys take her out to give her some pointers, but Schmidt ditches the dinner with Winston so they can go to a club where Kanye West supposedly was at.  Nick and Jess got closer after the dinner, and Jess started to emotionally lean on Nick so that she could be motivated to have sex with Sam.

What I loved about this episode was that it pointed out again the sexual chemistry that exists between Nick and Jess, and it sort of showed what it might be like if they were dating (at least at the emotional level).  What started off as an awkward and drunk dinner to themselves, transformed them into a new level of friendship where Nick had no problems going off with Jess all day to Ikea.  I never expected that to happen.  I mean, they clearly have chemistry, but usually it fizzles right after they pretty much catch themselves crossing that line from friendship into something else.  So it was pretty exciting to see Jess and Nick sort of being a couple, even though she was just using Nick as her emotional boyfriend.  It was weird, for sure, that she had to do boyfriend things with Nick before she could get in the mood to have sex with Sam, but I didn't mind because it was so funny to see Nick going along with Jess' wishes as if he were already a whipped man, yet not getting the "rewards."  I was pretty annoyed when Winston spoiled it by telling Nick that he was basically her "emotional fluffer" and to stop doing anything beyond what he considered a friend would do.

But luckily, Nick hated being told what to do and was fine doing things like building her furniture for her.  What was even better than that was Nick admitted that he is sometimes attracted to Jess!  We all knew it, but I liked hearing him say it.  I really think this has moved their relationship significantly forward.  But one thing that was bizarre was that Nick was dancing to the "sexy mix" he had given Jess to get her in the mood for Sam (instead of relying on him).  I mean, he should know what she was doing to that music, yet that's a cause to dance?  He's so weird!  But I love it.

I don't have much to say about Schmidt's story.  It was pretty stupid.  But Winston's story about being sexually frustrated with Shelby was a little interesting.  Not the part where he was being kinda gross and fantasizing about every woman that he came in contact with (even Jess and Cece), but when Shelby claimed they had a "big fight," and Winston commented that they barely even talked.  What is going on there?  I didn't know Shelby was so crazy.  Or either she's just bored with him or something.  I doubt that Winston could do better, but he needs to take some action before he's stuck with a girl who's gotten a little too comfortable with him.  I mean, they're watching more TV together than doing anything intimate.

Most of the best lines, I think, came from when Jess and Nick were at the restaurant, but the one that stands out the most is one of Nick's (him calling her a "loft troll came as a close second):

This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to stab myself with.

I really hope that there will be more opportunities for Nick and Jess to have dinner together because they are a disaster, but such a fun disaster.  Schmidt needs to return to being funny because lately he's been kind of off (possibly a side effect of not being with Cece).  Winston possibly needs to stop dating Shelby before one of those fantasies in his head becomes a reality (which may not be the worst thing if he's never gonna get some from his own girlfriend).   I, of course, just want to see what Nick and Jess will do next to torture us while we watch them like each other but resist taking it to that next level.

Martha, The Cake Tease

2 Broke Girls, S02E02

Caroline thought that she was cursed because her lucky pearls broke and they were experiencing competition to their cupcake business when a new cupcake ATM was introduced around town.  Max, wanting to not believe in her magic charm, convinced Caroline to go with her to see Martha and remind her about their fateful meeting the bathroom.

What I liked best about this episode was that they returned to the issue about Martha, who was supposed to have called them at some point.  I was wondering when they were going to talk about that again.  It was so funny to hear Max bitch about Martha and call her a "cake tease."  She even did a horrible imitation of her.  Then, when they went to visit her at her studio, I loved when they were talking to the receptionist about how they met Martha because the lady kept repeating back their story as if it was the worst lie she had ever heard.  They were so close to actually meeting Martha, but breaking the tooth of the receptionist with their "pearl surprise" cupcake threw that opportunity right out the door.  And finally, when Max got hit by the cab, that was so shocking, but hilarious!  I mean, she wasn't hurt, so that was great, but I just never thought their bad luck would get that bad.

I was pretty annoyed with Caroline being all negative because her ugly pearls weren't around her neck anymore.  I thought it was ridiculous that she thought they had some kind of magical power to bring them good luck and just wanted her to shut up already until she revealed to Max why she first thought they were lucky.  She was wearing them when she met Max, and I suppose that is the luckiest thing that happened to her.  Had Caroline been left on her own or sought help from another random person, I doubt she would have a semi-decent place to live and good people around her.  So I suppose the pearls were only then not an annoying topic, but by then it was nearly the end of the episode.

When Max did finally remake Caroline's necklace, they were lucky enough to get an email from Martha who said she hadn't forgotten about them.  So, will she put them on her show?  Or in a magazine or something?  It's still unclear what Martha plans to do with them, if anything but just encourage them.  I can't imagine Martha's help in any way couldn't benefit them greatly, but I'm still concerned that the girls are going to screw it up somehow.  Also, there are still the cupcake ATMs around.  It's not as if their little business is really going to get rid of that competition so easily.

Oh, and one more thing that was good.  I really liked how Max had spray paint in her purse.  She keeps it there for the same reason she carries a tampon because you just never know.  Gotta love Max.

This was a good episode because it answered the question of what happened next after the finale.  But it still raises the question of what Martha will specifically do to boost their business.  I'm looking forward to that because the girls have gone through enough just to meet her and re-meet her (breaking people's teeth and getting hit by cars) that they deserve something good.  Whether that good thing is due to Caroline's stupid pearls is questionable, but at least having those restored will keep Caroline from glooming up the place again.