Being A Heel Is Cool

The Simpsons, S024E14

Homer's new interest in buying storage lockers at auctions led him to discover his father's collection of wrestling gear.  Thanks to Bart's interest and Mr. Burns' fondness for his persona Glamorous Godfrey, Abe was convinced to get into the ring again, despite having to play the part of a villain.

When I realized that this episode was going to be about Grandpa and another of his past occupations, I felt like Marge did when she found out that Abe wasn't gay at all.  We've already seen a few stories about hm this season and none of them have been really excellent.  This one wasn't bad (like the others), but I think I enjoyed the sentimental part of it better.  Under Burns' spell, Abe began to think that being a heel had its benefits, and as a bonus, his grandson started to admire him.  It's not often that you see Bart wanting to imitate someone in his family, so to see him taking after his grandfather was cute, even if it was encouraging him to be more of a jerk than usual.  This was an interesting way for Abe and Bart to have common ground--who would have thought that Grandpa used to wrestle as a vain, cheating show-boat?  Plus, Abe was able to reclaim Bart's soul without causing Bart to feel like his grandfather was uncool again.  It was just as fun for Bart to be Laddie Liberty and beat up on Burns as it was for him to be Beautiful Bart (his hair in the latter was strangely adorable).

This story also included a song, something we haven't heard in a while (unless you count those songs that Abe sang in that other story about him as a songwriter).  The melody and the lyrics for the most part were terrible, and Burns sang it pretty badly, I thought.  He's most famous for singing "See My Vest" from earlier seasons, so I don't know why his voice sounded so pitiful in this song.  What I did like was when Burns listed some villians that you love to hate, lining himself up with such notables as Eric Cartman, Megatron, Skeletor, and Voldemort.  Now that was pretty damn funny.  You could, of course, argue that all of these villains have varying levels of evil, but they are popularly hated characters nonetheless.  Him singing about that just makes me imagine all these guys hanging out having beers or something, boasting stories that try to top the others in bad deeds.  I really like the thought of that.  Otherwise, that song was pretty forgettable, and I wouldn't say that I thought it was essential.

One other thing that was funny to me was when Grandpa was recalling the negative side of playing a heel:

But there was a downside to being hated:  being hated.

I love when they have lines like this where they are a bit redundant.

This was an okay episode.  I'd want to watch it again to catch some of the little things I missed the first time.  It had a fairly cute story to it, and I enjoyed watching Bart look up to Abe instead of dreading the day he'd become his father's father.  It might have made a better story to have Abe end up being gay like Marge wanted, but changing details like that in this point of the game would probably be hard to swallow.  But I still like wondering how the story would have turned out if they did need to find Abe a man to love.  I'm sure it would have made a much more, albeit unbelievable, interesting story.

Homer's Dog

The Simpsons, S24E08

Homer lost sight of Santa's Little Helper after spending the day playing an online  game.  When Bart found him and questioned why Homer wasn't happy to see the dog again, Grandpa revealed the story about how Homer's childhood dog was forced to find a new home.

If you've ever wondered why Homer neglects his dog, this would be the story for you.  I find it hard to think that any fan of this show was wondering this.  Usually, I like stories about Homer as a kid because it's sort of interesting to see how the boy became the man today, but this time I found it hard to care.  I guess it's because I didn't really question Homer's attitude toward Santa's Little Helper.  I mean, there are times when Homer loves the dog, and there are times when the dog might as well be a lamp because he doesn't pay it much attention.  Still, I would have assumed that Homer just doesn't like anything that doesn't have to do with food and beer in general.  It's not really a mystery.  I guess besides seeing a young Homer, it was nice to see a young Abe (and less cranky) and a young Mr. Burns (a little less frail).

As for the jokes my favorite would have to be when Homer was watching a video on his tablet and said:

Man, that keyboard-playing cat is so cute.

But when you looked at his screen, it was just this guy playing like jazz piano or something.  That wasn't hilarious, but I enjoyed it still.

Another thing I liked was when Mr. Burns came out from behind a lawn flamingo.  Only someone as slim as him could have pulled that off.  A little later, I almost had a laugh when Abe tossed Homer to the second floor room, nearly missing.  That reckless treatment of kids must be something passed down from generation to generation for the Simpsons.

Other than that, I sort of just liked how much trouble Abe went through to protect Homer.  You sometimes forget that Abe was more than a grumpy, old man yelling about all of Homer's faults.  He sometimes sacrificed things (like his own home to pay for Homer's new home) for the sake of his son.  It's not often something we see, so I could enjoy the story just for that simple fact.

I don't have really anything to say about Mr. Burns explaining the "fiscal cliff."  If they had to fill in a few more minutes, it's too bad they couldn't had done something a little funnier.  This week's story was a little more "aww" than it was "haha."

This was a take-it-or-leave-it episode.  It had few jokes that worked for me, but it sort of balanced that out by being a story in the past (which I usually like) and being on the sweet side.  However, it's not really one that I see myself wanting to watch again.  I don't feel like anything significant was revealed or accomplished by Homer's back story, so  I feel mostly like it was a bit of a waste.

Grandpa's Other Wife

The Simpsons, S24E04

After receiving money from a fast food injury, Homer put the money in a college fund for Lisa via an online poker site.  Lisa soon became hooked on playing and increasing her money for her higher education.  Marge and Homer discovered that Grandpa had gone missing after they neglected to show up for a visit.  They spent their time looking for him, while learning about his past as a songwriter and his short-lived marriage.

This wasn't the funniest story, but it was a little interesting to learn about Abe's past.  I would think that we've explored the skeletons in his closet enough, though, but they did an okay job of still making this worth watching.  Two things that were almost funny to me were when two chained dogs at Spiro's wussed out on a fight after getting free and the poker game telling Lisa to log off because they could all hear her crying.  None of the jokes worked extremely well for me, but I sensed an effort.

The most interesting thing in this episode was that Abe was married briefly after he had split up with Mona.  It was conveniently over pretty much as soon as they were married.   The brief nature of their relationship distracted you from imagining this new timeline working into what we already know about Abe.  I suppose I could overlook that Homer didn't remember that at all because Abe took him to an airport bar to drink away their memories after Rita left for Europe without them.  I don't know if Abe actually forgot about her all those years (since is prone to forget most things), but it's a little weird that he had a black wife when he refused to tell the truth about the Simpson family tree including a slave named Virgil.  He seemed ashamed to admit that, but had few problems wedding a black woman.  But it wasn't as if he ever told Homer about it, so perhaps he had intended to keep it a secret like Virgil.

Another thing that I thought was a little odd was that the lawyer Roberto Deniro (ha) had these acid markers on hand to burn Homer.  What would he be using those for??  I was also a little confused the way the beginning story didn't really tie into the main story.  I mean, thanks to Homer's onion ring incident, Lisa did get to gamble her college fund online, but Lisa's story was a side story that didn't really connect to the main story at all.  I don't know.  I just feel like Marge noticing that they forgot to visit Grandpa could have been a little more relevant to what was going on before.

Lisa's side story wasn't too memorable, and I had a feeling that Sideshow Bob was really Bart after all.  And of course, it wasn't a surprise that they had to maintain the status quo and Bart's winnings were returned to $5000 due to him not being of legal gambling age.  It would be too good of an outcome for her to have so much money to spend on college.

I probably would watch this episode again to check out some things that I didn't pay a lot of attention to, like the contents of Granpa's army locker.  I thought it was nice to hear Anika Noni Rose, but I wouldn't say that the story would have been worse if she hadn't played Rita.  I just enjoyed learning that there was more to Abe's love life in the past than we had thought.  And even though Homer and Grandpa don't get along so well, it was sweet to see that he sacrificed a lot to make sure that Homer grew up safely.  I can overlook the flimsy plot when there's sentiment to be found.  I'm a sucker for that for this show.

Award For Most Uncomfortable Dinner

Mad Men, S05E07

Megan's parents came to town, and we saw that their have an unhappy relationship.  Megan came up with a great pitch that gained them the Heinz account.  Peggy thought Abe wanted to propose to her, but he actually wanted to move in together.  Don was given an award for his letter that spoke about smoking's hand in cancer and other health risks.  Megan's parents, Sally, and Roger all accompanied Don to the award dinner.  The night revealed a lot for those who attended it.

I wondered what kind of parents that Megan had, considering her personality.  They seem to not be much of a reflection about Megan's character, as they have a history of bickering and making each other miserable.  It was clear that Marie was starved for affection, but luckily she was more impressed with Roger than Don and didn't do anything inappropriate with her own daughter's husband.  From what I've learned about Emile, he just seems dispassionate about the way his own life has turned out and takes it out on others.  Even his daughter isn't exempt from his negativity.  It's no wonder that Marie, who claimed to be once full of life and adventure, would end up fooling around with Roger, with his renewed look on life.

I don't think much is wrong with what Roger and Marie did (because they are adults), but I wonder if Sally will get over walking in on them while Marie was pleasuring Roger on her knees.  Maybe she'll appreciate staying with her grandmother a bit more than going to the "dirty" city to hang with her dad's kind of people.  Before that happened, I thought that Sally and Roger were so adorable together.  He was pretending she was his date, and Sally acted as his encouragement so he could work the room.  I think Sally was having fun pretending to be an adult (nice dress, conversation about business) until she got a glimpse of some of the other things adults did.

Don may not be the father of the year, but I still think he's a great dad.  He has all the opportunities to be absent his children's lives, but he's there for them a decent amount.  I just loved how he was stunned by seeing Sally in a beautiful and more grown-up dress, but told her to tone it down.  Emile made Don's fear of his daughter growing up too quickly worse by saying that all girls eventually "spread their legs and fly away."  Thanks to that funny misquote, I'm sure that Don will be keeping a closer watch on Sally whenever she's around.  It was really sweet after he got his award he claimed that seeing a beautiful girl who would be ready for makeup one day, but not today, made him happier than being honored.  Aww.  It's gonna be rough for him when she starts to get rebellious and nothing he can say will make her listen.  I think Sally is a good person, but she's definitely got a curiosity that will probably make her a wild teenager.

Instead of worrying about his daughter leaving childhood, Don should be most worried that his image is indeed as negative as Roger warned it would be before he wrote the letter.  At the dinner, Ed told him that no one wanted to work with him there at the party because he's not the trustworthy type.  I can't argue with that.  For Don, business is business.  I don't think that he ever considered any of the clients to be his real friends and would actually stick his neck out for one of them.  And why would he?  With slimeballs like Heinz, I wouldn't promise my loyalty to them when they are just as likely to cut off their business for the smallest thing that dissatisfied them.  There's only so much ass-kissing one can do for a customer before it becomes counterproductive.

Speaking of Heinz, I was almost glad that Raymond's wife let it be known that they were going to fire SCDP because I've had it with him taking advantage of them.  He wants so much, but gives so little back.  And sure, that's the nature of their business, but it's been a while since they've had such a shitty client.  I prepared to watch Don get a little revenge on Raymond, which I could have cheered on, but Megan smartly decided to give the pitch she had been working on with Don and they secured the account.  Way to go Megan!  However, she increasingly looked less and less thrilled about her success, the more Don and the others applauded her.  I thought she was really passionate about copywriting, but it looks like that's not where her heart is.  Emile further suggested that Megan is settling for a different kind of success, but not the kind that she has always dreamed of.  Now I'm wondering if she'll try her hand in acting or performing again, despite that she's made a significant mark in their advertising firm.  I worry that Don, who seemed excited that he and Megan could work together so well, might not be so supportive if she decided to give up on advertising (or Megan may stay in the business and be unhappy but too scared to quit).

As far as Peggy goes, I thought that Abe was going to dump her.  When he asked her to move in, I thought she was disappointed.  I think that only when Joan praised her and made it seem very romantic did Peggy see what a wonderful gesture it was for him to ask.  I mean, I thought Peggy would be ready to punch Megan in the face for winning over Heinz when Peggy had failed at it, but she was so satisfied with her love life that she was genuinely happy for Megan's achievement.  Wow.  Peggy's mother, of course, wasn't happy at all, but that was no surprise. I just didn't think she'd be such a stubborn bitch to tell Peggy that if she was lonely to just keep getting cats until she died.  Because being a cat lady is much better than "living in sin" with her loving boyfriend.  Maybe she'll never get married once they move in together, but at least Peggy will have someone there to love her and take care of her.  Is a cat going to make her feel good after a horrible day at work and make sure she doesn't drink herself to death?  Peggy's mom needs to get the stick out of her ass and stop trying to push her ideals onto her daughter (her mom ain't no saint either!).

I wonder if Don can do something to change his business perspective so that they could draw in more clients who can trust their firm.  Hopefully the dissatisfaction that Megan seems to have with her job won't start to tear at her marriage.  I don't care too much about what happens to Peggy as long as she's concentrating on her own life.  I like the new Roger, and I'm eager to see if he can turns things around in his professional life.  With a lot of things going to the dump with everyone else, it would be nice to see someone making some positive strides.